SNAIL RACING HAS NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITING.

Simulating the Summer 3083 season, this fully complete simulation has all your favorite racers from each of the 6 regional grand prix including TIGER PACE (5:2), LUCKY BOI (7:1), and NOT A TORTOISE (9:1).

Controls

• Up/Down to select snail
• Z to confirm 5₷ bet
• X to move to next race (once winner has been declared)

Bets

• For picking the winning snail, you will gain 5₷ per racer.
• Avoid going into debt unless you want a meeting with the SNAIL MOB. 
  • They'll make sure you never crawl faster than CONCRETE KICKS (1:99) on a dry summer day.

Code (500 chars)

v=rnd n=0z=5s=v()m=2::g::u=0o,e=1srand(s)d={}for i=0,8do
add(d,{x=9,s=v(),l=0,c=i+5})end
srand(t()+s)q={}for i=0,m do
add(q,del(d,v(d)))end
m+=1?"debt"
if(z<0)goto g
::_::p=btnp()if(e==c)o+=p\8%2-p\4%2
if(btn(5)and u>0)goto g
if(btn(4)and e==c)e=1z-=5
cls()for i,f in ipairs(q)do
r=cos(f.x/6)*2y=i*13x=f.x?"ᶜf◜ "..(f.u or o==i and"◀"or""),x+9+r,y+1
rrectfill(x,y+4,13+r,5,1)circfill(x,y,8,f.c)if(x>83and f.u==c)u+=1z+=u<2and o==i and m*5or 0f.u=u
if(x<96and e)f.x+=v(f.s)end?"▒ "..z,99,1
flip()goto _